WT often quotes Newton and talks about him like he was a JW. In actuality, Isaac Newton predicted that armageddon couldn't come before 2060. Suck on that WT.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite
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Sept 15 Study Watchtower page 19 par 10
by jonahstourguide inconversation with elder.. m why do fds feel the need to quote a plymouth brethren elder, and add to his quote to support a teaching point?.
e what are you talking about.
m vine,,, you know vines dictionary quote paragraph 10 for this weeks consideration,,, i'll show you .
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What Are The Expectations...Now??
by Cold Steel inthe society has been teaching that you-know-what is right around the corner for so long that it's lost all credibility.
what are the expecations like now?
do people still expect it to happen very soon, or are more people planning on things like higher education?
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
The GB reports that we are deep in the very Last Days of the Last days.
And that's the problem with the last days, they last...
and last...
and last...
and last...
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"They're only human!" (the most common defence of the Governing Body)
by Watchtower-Free inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjk3eyd7ee.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"why can't they get things right the first time?"
Why can't they get things right the second time, or the third time, etc.?
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How men become homosexuals...
by Calebs Airplane infinally, i've found the reason why some men become homosexuals.. the 1976 book "your youth: getting the best of it" explains it here in great detail.... .
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
WT teaching that masturbation or talking to gays will make men become homosexual is complete nonsense. The real reason that men become homosexuals?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMuIyBK5P4
God made bananas as perfect tutorials on how to masturbate, perform oral, and any number of other, ahem, activities with banana-shaped bodily appendages.
These will make men gay too...
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Introduction
by Pyramid God ini'm somewhat new here, even though i've posted a few times, so i decided it was time i properly introduced myself.
i've been lurking for several months.... .
i was born into the jw and served for 21 years.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Welcome!
Do you have any non-JW family to connect with?
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"They're only human!" (the most common defence of the Governing Body)
by Watchtower-Free inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjk3eyd7ee.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
When my mom tried the "They're only imperfect humans." I readily agreed and asked, "So why should I continue to treat them like prophets? They have sat themselves in the seat of Moses and have brought JWs to the shore of the Red Sea for 100 years saying the water is going to part any day now. Does it even matter how many people are standing beside the water, waiting and trying to convince each other that their leaders are going to be right one day. They've been consistently WRONG in their predictions. Generations of JWs and WT leadership have died and they continually change their prophecies. Don't pretend otherwise, because I believed them and toed the line 100%, and what have I gotten? More empty promises and self-loathing for having wasted the youngest years of my life in obedience to "imperfect humans" who can't save me, you, your parents, or themselves. They're only humans who are pretending to be prophets and are demanding the unquestioning obedience... and financial support... of millions of unquestioning slaves."
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Is the WTS backing away from "Bible Tall Tales" ?
by Simon inwhen i was a kid, it seemed like not a meeting went by when you didn't hear about jonah or sampson and other tall tales from the bible.. now though, they seem to have been sidelined.
i guess the rest of the world caught on to the fact that these stories couldn't possibly be true and were so far fetched (yeah, even by bible standards) that they are just treated as 'stories' like aesop's fables.
saying that you believe in them as genuine accounts just makes you look like a crazy zealot.. but the wts is different.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
But the Bible HAS to be 100% true!
How would JWs react if they faced reality?
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Could there really be something to the UFO phenomena? Amazing documentary
by yadda yadda 2 init's easy to just poo-poo the ufo thing, especially if you're naturally very skeptical after your jw experience as i am, but when you see documentary's like this it seems undeniable that some kind of inexplicable phenomenon is occuring.
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could vehement deniars of the ufo phenomenon please suspend their criticisms until they've at least watched the whole documentary, to be fair to others who are more open-minded on this subject.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjismjxshpg.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
If any advanced alien civilization is reading this... I'm disappointed that I didn't get the help from y'all with my quantum mechanics exam today, like I'd requested. I'll give you a chance to redeem yourselves by time-travelling me back to before the exam and implanting me with the necessary knowledge. Actually, if you can time-travel, why don't you take all of us here on JWN back about 30 years so we could have gotten outa this cult sooner.
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Announcement: Schools for Couples and Single Brothers replaced by School for 'everyone'
by dropoffyourkeylee ini know this was noted earlier:.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/266186/3/the-big-announcement-this-week#.uoaoe_yo5dg.
but it was officially announced today that the school for couples and the school for single brothers were being combined with the new twist that single sisters would be allowed also.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
They should start Watchtower School for Christian Pets.
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Rebranding JW-HQ at Brooklyn Heights - full gallery (now with pictures!)
by Gorbatchov insee here the transformation from watchtower corporation to jw.org !.
greetings, gorby.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Like that will get people flocking to their website?